Why did the pig become an actor?
Because he was a real ham!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the bear bring a...
Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school?
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The Duck’s Bill
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The Pig’s Style
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Why did the antelope bring a...
Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard...read more »
A boy is selling fish on...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attentio...read more »
Why did the beaver get a...
Why did the beaver get a promotion?
Because he was dam good at h...read more »
Why don’t zebras play hide and...
Why don’t zebras play hide and seek?
Because they’re always spot...read more »
Why don’t seagulls fly over the...
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bage...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!read more »
What do you call a dog...
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!read more »
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