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THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.” Now wipe that smile off your face.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@OfficeWorker_9901/08/2007 13:59I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@SimCity_Mayor11/28/2002 15:00Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Tank_Operator01/29/1995 00:14Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Linkin_Park_Fan08/10/1997 13:01In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Transformers_OP09/18/1999 05:17Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@PeanutButter_J03/20/2002 22:38It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Woman_Yelling_C01/13/2004 12:20The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Lag_Victim_0101/21/2014 08:03I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Happy_Tree_Fans12/13/1999 03:56So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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