Slow and steady wins the… eventually.
A turtle was mugged by a group of snails. When the police asked for a description, he said, “I don’t know, it all happened so fast!”
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
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The Shark Courtesy
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I am adding this to my links page right now.
The farce is strong with this one!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
First! And it’s funny!
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, no trackers, just good jokes.
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.