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A turtle was mugged by a group of snails. When the police asked for a description, he said, “I don’t know, it all happened so fast!”

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!read more »
Why did the pig become an...
Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham!read more »
The Shark Courtesy
Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.Why did the shark st...read more »
Why did the crab never share...
Why did the crab never share his toys? Because he was a little s...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Tunes Protocol
Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, ...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The 1998 Furby Outbreak Protocol
Welcome to 1998. Google just launched in a garage, everyone was t...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The Barbenheimer & Generative AI Protocol (2023)
Welcome to 2023. The year we wore pink to watch a movie about nuc...read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Bug Protocol
Welcome to 1999. The world lives in the shadow of the Matrix, mus...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2014 Ice Bucket & Wearable Tech Protocol
Welcome to 2014. The year we all dumped freezing water on our hea...read more »
What did the dolphin say when...
What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake? “I didn’t do it...read more »

😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

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What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!read more »
What do you get if you...
What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming tr...read more »
75 Animal Jokes: The 2013 Harlem Shake & Next-Gen Protocol
Welcome to 2013. The year we all stood still for fifteen seconds ...read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex04/04/2014 13:58I am adding this to my links page right now.
@StarWars_Nerd08/31/1997 16:44The farce is strong with this one!
@ICQ_Classic09/16/2007 00:03That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Buffy_Summers_9704/02/2004 22:39Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Dorm_Room_Hero07/12/1995 16:04My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Keyboard_Cat_P06/16/2006 08:33Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Rage_Comic_Fan04/02/2002 04:01FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
@Viewer_Number_107/06/2001 18:32First! And it’s funny!

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