Why did the crab never share his toys?
Because he was a little shellfish!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
How do you catch a squirrel?...
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The Area 51 & Old Town Protocol (2019)
Welcome to 2019. The year we tried to storm a top-secret military...read more »
What do you call a deer...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer!read more »
The Fish Tank
Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »
What do frogs do with paper?...
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!read more »
How does a spider communicate? On...
How does a spider communicate?
On the web!read more »
The Monkey Business
Swinging through the branches of wit.What’s a monkey’s favorite c...read more »
What do frogs order at fast...
What do frogs order at fast food restaurants?
French flies and a...read more »
70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch
Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where scien...read more »
The Shark Courtesy
Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.Why did the shark st...read more »
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78 Animal Jokes: The Spatial Vision & Pygmy Hippo Protocol (2024)
Welcome to 2024. The year we traded the "real world" for the Appl...read more »
Why can’t you give Elsa a...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Agentic Future & Vice City Protocol (2025)
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