What do frogs order at fast food restaurants?
French flies and a diet croak!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the antelope bring a...
Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2007 Jesus Phone & Tumblr Protocol
Welcome to 2007. The year Steve Jobs pulled the first iPhone out ...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Tunes Protocol
Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, ...read more »
72 Animal Jokes: The 2015 Color War & Hotline Protocol
Welcome to 2015. The year a single photograph of a dress tore fam...read more »
What do you call a deer...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer!read more »
How do you know a dog...
How do you know a dog is a great musician?
He has perfect pooch!read more »
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two...
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two tall trees, a birch and a beech,...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Quarantined Tiger Protocol (2020)
Welcome to 2020. The year the world hit the "pause" button, every...read more »
How do bees get to school?...
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!read more »
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There was a papa mole, a...
There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived ...read more »
What do cows like to do...
What do cows like to do on a Friday night?
Go to the moo-vies!read more »
There are five cows on a...
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves...read more »
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Standard classic. Never gets old.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.