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What do frogs order at fast food restaurants?
French flies and a diet croak!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic12/07/1995 01:01This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@AOL_Keyword_Jokes12/07/2002 05:19Standard classic. Never gets old.
@OfficeWorker_9901/23/1997 09:50I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Judge_Dredd_Law02/10/1999 22:06I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball01/27/2001 02:09Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Orange_Mocha_F12/03/1995 00:49Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/10/2003 01:26All the search engines agree: this is funny.

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