Closing the animal kingdom with a final OHH! hit.
What’s the difference between a dog and a cat? A dog thinks you’re his master. A cat thinks he’s your landlord. Case closed.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
82 Animal Jokes: The Wakanda & Yanny Protocol (2018)
Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The 2012 Mayan Apocalypse & Op-Paws Style Protocol
Welcome to 2012. The year we all thought the world was ending bec...read more »
Why don’t zebras play hide and...
Why don’t zebras play hide and seek?
Because they’re always spot...read more »
What kind of math do owls...
What kind of math do owls like?
Owl-gebra!read more »
What do you call a deer...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer!read more »
Why did the duck get sent...
Why did the duck get sent to time-out?
Because he was being a wi...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The Barbenheimer & Generative AI Protocol (2023)
Welcome to 2023. The year we wore pink to watch a movie about nuc...read more »
Why did the crab never share...
Why did the crab never share his toys?
Because he was a little s...read more »
The Lion’s Pride
King of the jungle, but maybe not the kitchen.What’s a lion’s fav...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!read more »
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83 Animal Jokes: The 2004 Social Feed & Filter Protocol
Welcome to 2004. Mark Zuckerberg just launched "TheFacebook" from...read more »
What do you get if you...
What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming tr...read more »
76 Animal Jokes: The 2010 Tablet & Retro-Filter Protocol
Welcome to 2010. The year Steve Jobs gave us a "giant iPhone" cal...read more »
74 Animal Jokes: The 1997 Beanie Marsupial Protocol
Welcome to 1997. The world went crazy for bean-filled plushies, J...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
One does not simply read one joke.
The best thing since version 1.0!
wait, let me read that again. okay, now it clicked. i am slow today.
best discovery of the week. i’m bookmarking this site for sure.
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.