Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
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🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025) Archive
1. The Bee Buzz
Honey-sweet humor from the garden.What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. read more »
Honey-sweet humor from the garden.What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. read more »
2. 77 Animal Jokes: The 2002 Idol & Arachnid Protocol
Welcome to 2002. The year we finally got a Spider-Man movie that worked, the year everyone start... read more »
Welcome to 2002. The year we finally got a Spider-Man movie that worked, the year everyone start... read more »
3. 1995 Classic: Snail Mail vs. E-mail
We started calling traditional mail "Snail Mail" this year. Honestly, it’s an insult to snails—at... read more »
We started calling traditional mail "Snail Mail" this year. Honestly, it’s an insult to snails—at... read more »
5. 79 Animal Jokes: The 1998 Furby Outbreak Protocol
Welcome to 1998. Google just launched in a garage, everyone was terrified of the "Y2K bug," and ... read more »
Welcome to 1998. Google just launched in a garage, everyone was terrified of the "Y2K bug," and ... read more »
6. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?…
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re a little shellfish! read more »
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re a little shellfish! read more »
7. The Squirrel Strategy
Mastering the art of winter preparation.My wife said I’m like a squirrel. I hide things in "safe ... read more »
Mastering the art of winter preparation.My wife said I’m like a squirrel. I hide things in "safe ... read more »
8. The Shark Courtesy
Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.Why did the shark stay in the shallow water? Because... read more »
Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.Why did the shark stay in the shallow water? Because... read more »
9. The Kangaroo Jump
A bouncy hit for the Australian outback.What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. read more »
A bouncy hit for the Australian outback.What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. read more »
10. 1995 Legacy: The Babe Effect
After watching Babe, my dog started trying to herd the neighborhood cats. He didn't get any resul... read more »
After watching Babe, my dog started trying to herd the neighborhood cats. He didn't get any resul... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[2006-05-31 ARCHIVE_LOG]Lord_Of_The_Rings: One joke to rule them all!
[2015-05-23 ARCHIVE_LOG]Fight_Club_Tyler: The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
[2009-04-03 ARCHIVE_LOG]Abe_Sapien_Fan: I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
[2010-06-28 ARCHIVE_LOG]Courage_Dog: The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
[2012-11-09 ARCHIVE_LOG]Chain_Mail_Hater: I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
[2003-12-17 ARCHIVE_LOG]Leave_Britney_A: Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
[1996-01-30 ARCHIVE_LOG]Dark_Web_Joker: Found this on the deep end of the net.
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