Why don’t seagulls fly over the…

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham!read more »

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!read more »

Welcome to 2015. The year a single photograph of a dress tore fam...read more »

Welcome to 2009. The year James Cameron turned everyone blue with...read more »

What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil s...read more »

Welcome to 2019. The year we tried to storm a top-secret military...read more »

Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »

Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them!read more »

King of the jungle, but maybe not the kitchen.What’s a lion’s fav...read more »

Why did the owl get promoted? Because he was a real wise guy!read more »

Welcome to 2017. The year Apple removed the home button and gave ...read more »

Welcome to 1999. The world lives in the shadow of the Matrix, mus...read more »

Welcome to 1997. The world went crazy for bean-filled plushies, J...read more »

What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper!read more »

@Napster_Leech01/21/1998 03:55Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Reservoir_Joe12/09/2000 06:16Professional humor for professional people.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan11/08/2003 02:34Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan07/15/2014 17:17Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky09/19/2012 03:28One billion... laughs!

@Construction_Dig12/19/2001 05:45Still digging for more humor!

@Rocket_Jumper02/22/2015 02:53This humor took me to new heights!

@Safari_Surfer06/15/2011 14:11A wild laugh appeared!