Why did the owl get promoted?…

Why did the owl get promoted?
Because he was a real wise guy!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice.Why was the goat so upset? Bec...read more »

Welcome to 2004. Mark Zuckerberg just launched "TheFacebook" from...read more »

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!read more »

Why don’t zebras play hide and seek? Because they’re always spot...read more »

Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where scien...read more »

Welcome to 2012. The year we all thought the world was ending bec...read more »

Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »

Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other,...read more »

Welcome to 2007. The year Steve Jobs pulled the first iPhone out ...read more »

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around too long!read more »

What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!read more »

What do frogs order at fast food restaurants? French flies and a...read more »

Welcome to 2009. The year James Cameron turned everyone blue with...read more »

Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.Why did the shark st...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.105/08/2005 09:41Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Discman_Skipper04/18/2010 03:55Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Clueless_Cher03/06/2007 17:42As if! This is too funny.

@Coffee_Addict09/29/1997 15:21404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy03/06/2000 22:58That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Best_Viewed_IE402/11/2014 07:01Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!