What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!read more »
What do sheep say to each...
What do sheep say to each other at bedtime?
“Fleece dreams!”read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2014 Ice Bucket & Wearable Tech Protocol
Welcome to 2014. The year we all dumped freezing water on our hea...read more »
Why did the pig become an...
Why did the pig become an actor?
Because he was a real ham!read more »
What do ducks use to fix...
What do ducks use to fix things?
Duck tape!read more »
Why don’t elephants use computers? Because...
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the...read more »
Two guys are walking through a...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lio...read more »
Why did the beaver get a...
Why did the beaver get a promotion?
Because he was dam good at h...read more »
Why did the ant sit on...
Why did the ant sit on a phone?
To be on call!read more »
Why are frogs so happy? Because...
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the cat sit on...
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on...read more »
68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch
1995: The Year of the Talking Pig and the Digital Dog.Welcome to ...read more »
Why did the antelope bring a...
Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard...read more »
Why can’t you give Elsa a...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I see you... laughing!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
One does not simply read one joke.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!