Why did the cat sit on…

Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Why did the goat start a podcast? He had a lot to bleat about!read more »

Welcome to 1997. The world went crazy for bean-filled plushies, J...read more »

Welcome to 2009. The year James Cameron turned everyone blue with...read more »

Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice.Why was the goat so upset? Bec...read more »

Why did the owl get promoted? Because he was a real wise guy!read more »

Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and th...read more »

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived ...read more »

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys!read more »

Welcome to 2016. The year we all walked into lamp posts while try...read more »

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!read more »

Welcome to 2007. The year Steve Jobs pulled the first iPhone out ...read more »

What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake? “I didn’t do it...read more »

Welcome to 2013. The year we all stood still for fifteen seconds ...read more »

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly ...read more »

@Flash_Player_Fan05/25/1997 18:31Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Startup_Kid09/26/2013 20:53Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@CRT_Degauss05/30/2011 08:39BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Loituma_Girl06/29/2015 08:29Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Fire_Background03/13/2006 04:48This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@StumbleUpon_User01/11/2001 05:47I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@IMVU_Chatter01/23/2013 22:593D laughs are the best!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular06/27/2009 16:18I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Afk_For_Laughs08/26/2007 14:25Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Llamas_With_Hats03/28/2014 11:17Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!