Why did the goat start a…

Why did the goat start a podcast?
He had a lot to bleat about!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school? He wanted to be a k...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000. We survived the Y2K bug, but now we hav...read more »

Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo? He was acting like ...read more »

What do frogs order at fast food restaurants? French flies and a...read more »

What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake? “I didn’t do it...read more »

Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, ...read more »

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!read more »

Why was the squirrel late to school? Because he got caught in a ...read more »

What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming tr...read more »

What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!read more »

Why did the cow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its ...read more »

Welcome to 2010. The year Steve Jobs gave us a "giant iPhone" cal...read more »

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around too long!read more »

Welcome to 2001. A year where we learned that ogres have layers l...read more »

@AOL_Surfer05/25/2006 14:43You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Doom_Guy08/03/2002 23:19Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@AskJeeves_Fan06/15/2007 03:00Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Seinfeld_George10/23/2007 12:09What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Encarta_Explorer08/18/2007 15:35I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Melrose_Place_Fan12/24/2012 22:57Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Forrest_Gump_Running10/05/2009 04:00Laughing is as laughing does.

@SoulSeek_Fan05/16/2005 13:03Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Malware_Hunter04/02/2004 07:07Scanning... Laughs detected!