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How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can smell its neck-stenderizer!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming tr...read more »

Why don’t zebras play hide and seek? Because they’re always spot...read more »

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!read more »

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attentio...read more »

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!read more »

Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the...read more »

Why don’t elephants use computers? Because they’re afraid of the...read more »

What do cows like to do on a Friday night? Go to the moo-vies!read more »

Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them!read more »

What do frogs order at fast food restaurants? French flies and a...read more »

How do you know a dog is a great musician? He has perfect pooch!read more »

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around too long!read more »

Why did the owl get promoted? Because he was a real wise guy!read more »

What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake? “I didn’t do it...read more »

@CyberSteve02/16/2012 21:01Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Duke_Nukem_Fan09/04/2013 12:53I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Charmed_Ones01/05/2003 02:38The power of three... laughs!

@Bluetooth_Bot10/12/2002 03:52Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Agent_Smith_0107/19/2010 03:40It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Blink_182_Mark02/02/1997 21:25What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Space_Jam_Lola01/22/1998 18:07Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Beanie_Campbell07/20/1999 20:44True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Blink_Tag_User01/14/1999 08:25<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>