The music teacher being completely overwhelmed by thirty high schoolers who memorized the entire fast-paced rap history musical over a single weekend. Part of the… Read More »2020 Classic: The Hamilton Screen Premiere
Why “Joanne (Where Do You Think You’re Goin’?)? Because Lady Gaga can make a song about her aunt sound like a celestial event. Part of… Read More »2019 Legacy: Best Pop Solo Performance
Why was the stage so crowded? Because when Dolly Parton shows up, every singer in a five-mile radius is legally required to sing backup for… Read More »2019 Classic: Dolly Parton’s Tribute
Why were people so exhausted by December? To prove that the President was right—we were definitely “tired,” though the “winning” part was still under debate.… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Winning So Much You’ll Get Tired”
Why did the U.S. drop the “Mother of All Bombs” in 2017? Because when you spend $16 million on a single bomb, you can’t just… Read More »2017 Vintage: The MOAB Strike
Why was the manager crying at his desk? He bought the iPhone 7 and realized his $300 professional headphones now required a tiny, easy-to-lose plastic tail to… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Headphone Jack Grief
Why did the boss stop calling the town car service? He found an app that let him “summon a stranger” to drive him to the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Uber Expansion
Why was Greece the most popular topic in Brussels? Because the EU spent the whole year trying to figure out if they could keep a… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Eurozone “Grexit” Fears
A guy yells “YOLO” before trying to eat the decorative plastic fruit. Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World &… Read More »2012 Legacy: The YOLO Part 2
I asked my doctor to explain the new healthcare law. He handed me a 2,000-page book and said, “Read this. If you don’t have a… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Obamacare Maze
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