I asked my doctor to explain the new healthcare law. He handed me a 2,000-page book and said, “Read this. If you don’t have a headache by page 50, you aren’t paying attention.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
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59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
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4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!