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1999 Vintage: The Pokémon Contraband

Why did the geography teacher confiscate a shiny cardboard dragon? Because a high-stakes Charizard trade in the back row caused a louder argument than the entire lecture on tectonic plates.

Part of the 41 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Matrix Coats & Pokémon Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Cast_Away_Wilson03/26/1996 06:40WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
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