Why so many meetings in Ramstein? To see who can give away their old Soviet equipment the fastest in exchange for a shiny new American F-35.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The Dude abides... this joke.
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