Why was Greece the most popular topic in Brussels? Because the EU spent the whole year trying to figure out if they could keep a country that invented democracy but apparently forgot how to invent a balanced budget.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is a joke in my boot!
That was super fast and super funny!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
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