“I’m going to the store. Tell my family I love them.” “You’re just buying milk, Harold. Put on your mask and stop acting like you’re going into a war zone.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
The magic man... is laughing!