I told her the nightmare is over. She said, “Not until your mother leaves on Monday.”
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
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66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
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The Marriage Counselor
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My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
The farce is strong with this one!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!