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2022 Classic: The “Contractor” in Poland

Why the high demand? Because “Moving Gear” in 2022 became the world’s most dangerous and profitable game of “Amazon Prime.”

Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz02/07/2001 00:45The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Hotmail_Checker09/10/2006 17:04Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Agent_Smith_0110/17/2011 18:03It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Snatch_Mickey06/01/2014 13:51Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Borat_Very_Nice11/24/1996 17:50Very nice! Great success!
@Flickr_User_0402/07/2000 01:42A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Noob_Slayer_X11/24/2010 09:51Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Afk_For_Laughs12/11/2011 04:05Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Runescape_Noob01/29/1997 19:16Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Smosh_Old_School09/29/2010 00:38Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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