Carson Daly is the most powerful man in America because he decides which 30 seconds of a Backstreet Boys video we get to see.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Laughing in slow motion right now!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
The last city on Earth loves this one!