2024 Classic: The “Diet Mountain Dew” Lana (Still)

She’s still the queen of the “Coquette” aesthetic and I’m still listening to her while feeling moody.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

He’s screaming, he’s jumping, and he’s the official voice of 202...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

We’ve archived 30 years of jokes, observations, and digital shif...read more »

@Campus_King12/03/1997 19:33The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Bluetooth_Bot05/26/2005 14:19Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Cyber_Security_X11/24/2003 07:40Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Hellboy_Red12/21/2007 21:41I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@PeanutButter_J11/30/2002 12:59It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Xanga_Skin_Maker03/07/1998 23:11This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Second_Life_Avy09/19/2010 11:40In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@LonelyGirl15_F04/15/1999 20:15Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!