A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Smart Windows
They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Chip
I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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