2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn

The grass grows to a certain height and then “retracts.” I told her I finally won. She said, “You didn’t win, the robots did.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

@Blockbuster_Refugee03/04/2003 10:24Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Doom_Marines04/21/1997 16:39Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Donny_V_ShutUp04/11/2000 23:01Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Footloose_Ren02/04/2000 02:01Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Midi_Background08/22/2015 02:06Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat05/22/2012 06:45Heh heh heh. Good one.