In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real “bug” was the Los Angeles Lakers’ defense. It was a year of… Read More »50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2019, travel peaked before the big pause. We all wanted to storm Area 51, cried in theaters at the Avengers finale, and tried to… Read More »49 Travel Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
A blonde brought her car into the oven because she wanted a hot rod.
Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
She was looking for the “Yeast” direction.
I couldn’t stop laughing at this one: She heard the engine was cool.
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The grass grows to a certain height and then “retracts.” I told her I finally won. She said, “You didn’t win, the robots did.” Part… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
I’m “typing” my way through the simulation. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
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