2002 Vintage: The Italic

I’m a leaning tower. I’m just “slanted” towards fun.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m "X-ing" through the neural-sphere.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor10/11/2010 02:03You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@AskJeeves_Fan01/14/2009 00:52Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Saved_By_The_Bell02/17/1999 04:50I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S10/06/1998 23:41I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler12/26/1997 01:18May I suggest another joke, sir?