2017 Classic: The “Merry Christmas” Comeback
Why did the President say we’re saying it again? To prove that he could win a “War on Christmas” that most people didn’t know they… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Merry Christmas” Comeback
2017 Legacy: The “Geostorm” Vibe
Why Gerard Butler? For proving that he is the only actor who can save the world from weather while giving a performance that is “stiff… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Geostorm” Vibe
2017 Classic: The Imagine Dragons (Thunder) Fan
“Thunder! Feel the thunder! …Wait, that was just a short circuit.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive.… Read More »2017 Classic: The Imagine Dragons (Thunder) Fan
2017 Archive: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the crypto-code. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Tab
I’m “keeping” a tab on the local gyms. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Classic: The Tab
2016 Classic: The Ghost’s Diet
Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All”… Read More »2016 Classic: The Ghost’s Diet
2016 Classic: The Courtney B. Vance Win
Why did Johnnie Cochran win? Because “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit,” but if the Emmy fits, you must take it. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Courtney B. Vance Win
2016 Archive: The Coffee Price
Why did the lawyer sue the $18 “Single Origin” bean? He claimed it was “elitist caffeine distribution.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The Coffee Price
2016 Legacy: Hiddleswift
Why was Tom Hiddleston wearing an “I Heart T.S.” shirt? Because in 2016, we learned that even a Marvel villain can be a very enthusiastic… Read More »2016 Legacy: Hiddleswift
2016 Classic: The Eleven (Stranger Things)
None. She just stares at the socket until her nose bleeds and the bulb flickers back on from the Upside Down. Part of the 63… Read More »2016 Classic: The Eleven (Stranger Things)