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2017 Classic: The “Merry Christmas” Comeback

Why did the President say we’re saying it again? To prove that he could win a “War on Christmas” that most people didn’t know they were fighting.

Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve08/24/2001 00:05Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Linux_Kernel_0.105/13/2013 18:16Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Harry_Potter_0103/18/2012 15:58Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Forrest_Gump_Running03/02/2004 03:38Laughing is as laughing does.
@BitTorrent_0109/03/1997 10:06Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Oracle_Says11/05/2015 16:42I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Bill_Nye_Fan07/23/1995 14:40Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Philosoraptor_X08/03/2007 17:19If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@One_Does_Not_S10/18/2013 04:57One does not simply read one joke.
@Best_Viewed_IE407/02/2008 04:11Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

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