Why was it so short? Because in 2025, “Peace” is something you negotiate in the time it takes to record a 60-second video.
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "America First" (Again, Again)
Why is the slogan still a hit? Because it’s the only "Sequel" in ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Joe Rogan" Endorsement
Why was it the final blow? Because in 2024, a three-hour podcast ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Stealth" Trump Supporters
Why didn't they talk to pollsters? Because they were too busy "Do...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Unity" Talk (Post-Election)
Why did everyone say it? Because "Unity" is the official language...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Joy" Campaign Strategy
Why did Kamala talk about "Joy" so much? Because when you can't e...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Education" Debate
Why did they want to close it? Because the D.O.G.E. department fi...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "January 20th" Countdown
Why is the White House so quiet? Because everyone is busy updatin...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Drilling" Frenzy
Why is there a rig in every backyard? Because in 2025, "Liquid Go...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2022 “Red Ripples & Blue Checks” Edition
In 2022, the American Presidency was about "Staying the Course" w...read more »
2024 Archive: The "White Dudes for Harris" Call
Why was it a thing? To prove that in 2024, even "Dudes" can find ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Hisp-pander-ing" Accusations
Why were both sides dancing to Latin music? Because in 2024, "Des...read more »
2024 Archive: The June Debate Meltdown
Why was the first debate a 2024 turning point? Because it was the...read more »
35 Presidential Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Healthcare 404” Edition
In 2013, the American Presidency learned that the "Information Ag...read more »
2024 Classic: The "AI Video" Fake-outs
Why were they a 2024 problem? Because we couldn't tell if the Pre...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Thinking is definitely funny today.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).