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2016 Archive: The Coffee Price

 Why did the lawyer sue the $18 “Single Origin” bean? He claimed it was “elitist caffeine distribution.”

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye07/29/2004 22:32Better than a headshot in Complex!
@ICQ_Flower08/06/2011 23:07The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Men_In_Black_J06/25/2005 21:32Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter05/21/2001 12:15The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Ghostbusters_V06/14/1996 14:06Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Animated_Mail_G02/14/2001 21:51The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Ring_Member_9804/28/2003 13:07Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Not_Bad_Obama01/04/1998 13:21Not bad. Not bad at all.

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