Why did the lawyer sue the $18 “Single Origin” bean? He claimed it was “elitist caffeine distribution.”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
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