1999 Vintage: The White Russian

The “Dude” era continues, but now everyone is wearing pajamas to the bar. The bartender asks, “Is it laundry day or 1999?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

@Matrix_Rebel06/07/2014 11:53I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Voodoo_3dfx12/29/1996 00:27The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Napoleon_Dyna04/16/2005 00:00Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy09/07/2011 14:35You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@PeanutButter_J10/26/2001 12:53It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@LonelyGirl15_F12/30/2014 01:19Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!