2023 Vintage: The Grimace Shake Part 2
“I feel the purple power!” “That’s just the sugar rush hitting your 40-year-old metabolism. Brace for the crash.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Grimace Shake Part 2
2022 Classic: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Classic: The Robin
2022 Archive: The Vitamin
“Take this Vitamin D. You’re still the color of a ghost.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Archive: The Vitamin
2022 Vintage: The NFT Crash
Why was the lawyer happy? Because “digital art” is a lot easier to repossess than a 10-ton marble statue. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2022 Vintage: The NFT Crash
2020 Archive: Harry Styles (Watermelon Sugar)
Why was he eating fruit on a beach? Because in 2002, he wanted to give us three minutes of summer high before we went back… Read More »2020 Archive: Harry Styles (Watermelon Sugar)
2020 Legacy: The Netflix “Queen’s Gambit”
Why did everyone buy a chess set? Because they watched the show and thought they were geniuses, only to realize they didn’t even know how… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Netflix “Queen’s Gambit”
2019 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Recording his 2020 Manifesto” (which mostly involved more meetings). Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2019 “Black… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
2018 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Claire Foy? For The Crown, proving that playing the Queen is the fastest way to get a trophy before you’re replaced by an older… Read More »2018 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2018 Legacy: The “Gritty” Debut
Why was the orange, fuzzy monster so chaotic? Because the Philadelphia Flyers introduced a mascot that looked like he lived in a dumpster and thrived… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Gritty” Debut
2017 Classic: The “Merry Christmas” Comeback
Why did the President say we’re saying it again? To prove that he could win a “War on Christmas” that most people didn’t know they… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Merry Christmas” Comeback