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2022 Archive: The Vitamin

“Take this Vitamin D. You’re still the color of a ghost.”

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer08/08/2008 04:55You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Sid_Meier_Fan10/29/2015 18:57Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Liger_Owner_X02/02/1996 07:19It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Star_Wars_Kid05/02/2002 16:54I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@About_Dot_Com09/22/2008 05:17The human guide to online humor.
@Futurama_Fry_M09/13/2015 15:02Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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