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2011 Classic: Kim Kardashian’s 72-Day Marriage

 Why was the wedding special longer than the marriage? Because in 2011, Kris Humphries learned that being a Kardashian husband is a seasonal gig, not a career.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Weddings & Horcruxes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9905/23/2014 14:44Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@AOL_Keyword_Jokes10/13/2014 10:22Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Broadband_Newbie12/01/1997 20:00Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Hi5_Pro_User10/01/2012 20:40High five for this joke!
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@Annoying_Orange02/07/2010 02:52Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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