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2020 Archive: Harry Styles (Watermelon Sugar)

 Why was he eating fruit on a beach? Because in 2002, he wanted to give us three minutes of summer high before we went back to our social distancing.

Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.112/21/2008 00:26Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Napster_User_9909/18/2001 07:50Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@DotCom_Survivor11/03/2002 01:46I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Voodoo_3dfx05/05/1998 15:40The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Cal_Naughton_Jr07/21/2015 22:33The magic man... is laughing!

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