2015 Vintage: The Furious 7 Tribute
“It’s been a long day without you, my friend.” “It’s only been ten minutes, Dave. I just went to the bathroom.” Part of the 56 Adult… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Furious 7 Tribute
2015 Classic: The Jurassic World
A guy walks in and tries to calm down three angry drunks by holding his hands out like Chris Pratt. The bartender says, “They aren’t… Read More »2015 Classic: The Jurassic World
2014 Classic: The “Nuclear” Suitcase Myth 2014 Edition
Why was it back? Because nothing sells “Defense Spending” like a scary story about a bomb in a bag. Part of the 35 Military Jokes:… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Nuclear” Suitcase Myth 2014 Edition
2014 Classic: The Cloud Storage Scare
The church secretary spent an entire afternoon screaming at the office computer because she couldn’t understand how the parish directory file “vanished into the cloud”… Read More »2014 Classic: The Cloud Storage Scare
2014 Vintage: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
“I’m a ninja!” “You’re a guy in a shell of debt who eats too much pizza. You’re half-way there.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
2014 Legacy: The “Shia LaBeouf” Paper Bag
Why was the celebrity wearing a bag on his head? “I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE”—the most meta costume of the Berlin Film Festival. Part of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Shia LaBeouf” Paper Bag
2014 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2015 Failures” for me. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
2012 Archive: David Beckham’s Last Game in LA
Why was Hollywood moved? Because Becks left as a champion, proving that his mission to make soccer happen in America wasn’t just about selling underwear.… Read More »2012 Archive: David Beckham’s Last Game in LA
2012 Legacy: The Homeland Coup
Why did it win Best Drama? Because Damian Lewis and Claire Danes made paranoia and moral ambiguity look sexier than drinking whiskey in Don Draper’s… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Homeland Coup