2014 Classic: The “Nuclear” Suitcase Myth 2014 Edition

Why was it back? Because nothing sells “Defense Spending” like a scary story about a bomb in a bag.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the panic? Because we realized that "Smart Toasters" in the b...read more »

Why the 16K upgrade? To see if the enemy general has "Read Receip...read more »

Why the "Pew-Pew" sounds? Because the Air Force realized that if ...read more »

Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »

Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »

Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »

Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »

In 2011, the military realized that "History" doesn't just happen...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Martian Recon" is that w...read more »

Why the T-62s? To prove that "Vintage" is a legitimate tactical c...read more »

Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »

In 1999, the military was living on the edge of a digital apocaly...read more »

In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »

In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »

@ModemWarrior04/04/2014 06:10I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club01/25/2006 10:51A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Shrek_Donkey03/22/1998 09:33And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Cow_And_Chicken09/18/2006 00:55Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H04/04/2013 19:48Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler02/02/2013 16:00May I suggest another joke, sir?

@ODP_Editor_9911/19/2003 02:29Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Hi5_Pro_User06/08/2007 01:03High five for this joke!