2014 Vintage: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »

Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? A: Be...read more »

In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »

Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »

Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »

In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »

Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »

In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »

"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »

In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »

In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »

In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »

"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9701/28/1998 17:21Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Java_Applet_User02/05/2001 05:16This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Nsync_Justin11/08/2004 22:38Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Mean_Girls_Regina06/05/1997 22:53Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Jesus_Quintana09/26/2013 00:23Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Fargo_Marge05/04/2001 20:11Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Napoleon_Dyna10/04/1999 08:43Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Chocolate_Rain07/10/2000 05:39I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.