2006 Archive: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my digital presence. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Doris Roberts Finale
Why her fourth win? For a performance that made every daughter-in-law in America check their locks. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Classic: The Doris Roberts Finale
2005 Archive: The Orange
I’m “glad” I don’t have to use VHS. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: Rihanna (Pon de Replay)
Why did she want us to turn the music up? Because in 2005, she was just a girl from Barbados with a catchy beat and… Read More »2005 Archive: Rihanna (Pon de Replay)
2004 Legacy: The Red Sox Win
Why was the Boston uncle finally at peace? Because the “Curse of the Bambino” was broken after 86 years, and he finally had something to… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Red Sox Win
2002 Vintage: The Italic
I’m a leaning tower. I’m just “slanted” towards fun. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
“I’m as steady as a laser.” “Which laser? The one that’s currently flickering?” Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic… Read More »2002 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
2002 Classic: The Search for “Cookies”
Why was the secretary still deleting them? She was afraid they would give her “Digital Diabetes.” Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2002 “Spider-Man… Read More »2002 Classic: The Search for “Cookies”
2001 Archive: The Load
I’m a laborer. I’m just “buffering.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Legacy: The Fellowship of the Office
Why did the manager call the staff “The Fellowship”? Because they were all on a long, dangerous journey to find the “One True Budget.” Part… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Fellowship of the Office