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2006 Archive: The Lion

 I’m “pride-ful” of my digital presence.

Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid09/11/2010 02:29Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Iron_Man_Tony04/05/2011 03:32I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Campus_King08/15/2008 06:22The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@American_Psycho_P09/07/2014 09:58I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Kill_Bill_Bride03/26/1996 04:42I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo10/24/2000 05:45Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@DragonBall_Z_G05/25/2002 12:23His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Loituma_Girl12/12/2014 03:25Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Search_Scout_9902/01/2006 01:15Scouting the web for gems like this.

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