Why did she want us to turn the music up? Because in 2005, she was just a girl from Barbados with a catchy beat and no idea she’d eventually own half of the fashion industry.
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I want it that way... the funny way!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.