“It’s been a long day without you, my friend.” “It’s only been ten minutes, Dave. I just went to the bathroom.”
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
I am crying... with laughter!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.