Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
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In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
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59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
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He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
A joke for the end of the world.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Saving the best laugh for last!