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Why did the blonde put a sweater on her car?

I couldn’t stop laughing at this one:

She heard the engine was cool.

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@T9_Texter09/02/2010 01:294-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Full_House_Michelle12/29/2010 21:35You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Melrose_Place_Fan10/14/2000 23:31Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor04/03/2008 09:39One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione10/05/2002 19:39It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Startup_Kid02/15/2007 16:57Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Firewire_Fan08/07/2001 14:16Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Hansel_So_Hot07/04/1997 22:56That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Metacrawler_X03/31/1996 20:14Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@LiveJournal_Deep09/27/1996 11:29Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

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