2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
72 Office Groaners: The 2019 “Black Holes & OK Boomer” Edition
Welcome to 2019 – the year we finally saw a picture of a Black Hole (which looked suspiciously like the office coffee budget) and the “Ok Boomer” vs. “Ok Zoomer” wars officially turned the breakroom into a generational battlefield. It’s the year TikTok conquered the world with “Old Town Road,” Disney+ entered the streaming wars, and millions of people joked about Storming Area 51 just to feel something. While the iPhone 11 Pro arrived with its “fidget spinner” stove cameras, the office was busy debating whether the new Sonic the Hedgehog design was a crime against humanity.
Read More »72 Office Groaners: The 2019 “Black Holes & OK Boomer” EditionWhy did the lamp go to the doctor?
It was feeling a bit light-headed.
Why did the spider get a job in IT?
Because he was a great web designer! It’s a natural career path for him.
2025 Vintage: The “Brain-Rot” Ghost
Why was the spirit shouting “Skibidi Ohio” at the moon? Because some memes from 2024 are like radiation—they have a half-life of a hundred years… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Brain-Rot” Ghost
2025 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Sentient”? Because it looked at the numbers and started crying. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2025 “Project Restore” Edition… Read More »2025 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
2025 Archive: The “Authenticity” Filter
There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrifying. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
2024 Archive: The Bear Season 3
“YES CHEF!” “Don’t ‘Yes Chef’ me, just boil the pasta and stop acting like this kitchen is a Michelin-star nightmare.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Archive: The Bear Season 3
2024 Vintage: The “Patriot” vs. “Everything”
Why is the Patriot the MVP? Because it’s the only 40-year-old in the military that actually gets better with age and never asks for a… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Patriot” vs. “Everything”
2023 Classic: The “Kevin James Smirking” Meme
One, but they just stand there looking at you with that specific hands-in-pockets shrug. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Kevin James Smirking” Meme