Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Why “Leave the Door Open”? Because the Grammys walked right in and stayed for the party. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022 “Silk… Read More »2022 Legacy: Record of the Year
“The weather report for the global economy.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why the Predator? For proving that the best way to revive a franchise is to set it in 1719 and have a Comanche warrior fight… Read More »2022 Archive: The Prey Dog
Why were they so controversial? Because in 2021, a piece of paper proving you’re healthy was treated with more suspicion than a mysterious email from… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Vaccine Passports
I’m “hogging” all the bandwidth. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the neighbor sell you a picture of a monkey instead of candy? Because he claimed that “Bored Ape” was worth millions, even though… Read More »2021 Classic: NFT Mania
I’m “pride-ful” of my bread. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
“I hear a ringing.” “That’s just another Zoom invitation. Ignore it.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition… Read More »2020 Classic: The Ear Exam
“Take this Vitamin D. You haven’t seen the sun since March.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition… Read More »2020 Classic: The Vitamin
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