I’m “hogging” all the bandwidth.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
As if! This is too funny.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Letting this joke through the port.
The Dude abides... this joke.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
One billion... laughs!
Found this on the deep end of the net.