2014 Archive: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Archive: The Ida
2014 Legacy: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the final annual parish budget summary on eye-searing, neon-green copy paper so that no family can claim they mistook the serious multi-thousand-dollar church deficit… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
2013 Classic: The Minions Craze
Why every presentation template, binder decoration, and internet meme shared by the computer teacher featured a yellow, cylinder-shaped cartoon character with goggles. Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Minions Craze
2012 Vintage: The QR Code
Why did the blonde try to read a crossword puzzle with her phone? She thought it was a giant “QR code.” Part of the 67… Read More »2012 Vintage: The QR Code
2012 Classic: The Olympic Physical
In honor of the London 2012 Olympics, my doctor made me run to the exam table. He gave me a gold medal for ‘Highest Co-pay’.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Olympic Physical
2011 Classic: The Siri 2
I told Siri I was sad. She sent me a link to a ‘Self-Help’ app that costs $9.99. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Classic: The Siri 2
2010 Legacy: The Isner-Mahut Marathon
Why did a tennis match last three days? Because at Wimbledon, John Isner and Nicolas Mahut played for 11 hours and 5 minutes, eventually finishing… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Isner-Mahut Marathon
2010 Legacy: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Alpine
2010 Vintage: The 24 Farewell
Why did Jack Bauer leave without the big prize? Because saving the world 8 times in 8 days didn’t have enough “emotional depth” for the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The 24 Farewell
2009 Legacy: The Snow
I’m “chilled.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified