Why did everyone lose their minds during Star Wars: Episode II? Because after 20 years of sitting on a swamp log, Yoda finally pulled out a lightsaber and started bouncing off the walls like a tennis ball in a dryer.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!