2020 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
Why did Klaus lose? Because the Academy is still afraid of a Santa Claus who looks like he’s actually been to a gym. Part of… Read More »2020 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
2020 Classic: The Ear Exam
“I hear a ringing.” “That’s just another Zoom invitation. Ignore it.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition… Read More »2020 Classic: The Ear Exam
2020 Classic: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my bread. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition archive.… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Hatch
2018 Vintage: The Juice WRLD “Lucid Dreams”
Why the Sting sample? For the arrival of the new king of “Emo-Rap,” who made every teenager in 2018 feel like they were back in… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Juice WRLD “Lucid Dreams”
2018 Archive: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the news. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: The Space Force Announcement
Why did the Air Force get nervous in 2018? Because the President decided that “Space” needed its own branch, leading to a year of jokes… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Space Force Announcement
2016 Archive: The “Stronger Together” Slogan
Why did it fail? Because it sounded like a commercial for a bank, while “Make America Great Again” sounded like a promise for a time… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Stronger Together” Slogan
2016 Vintage: The “Cyber” Awareness 2016
Why did the training get harder? Because “Phishing” moved from “Bad English” to “Very Convincing Russian,” and the Colonel still keeps clicking on the “Free… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Cyber” Awareness 2016
2015 Legacy: The Mad Men Style Ending
Why did the manager start wearing “Athleisure”? Because Don Draper was gone, and Zuckerberg was the new fashion icon. Part of the 77 Office Groaners:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Mad Men Style Ending